NORA IS HOME 2DAY! its kinda good she was gone so long, i learned to apppreciate her more and realize how important she is in my life. im so excited we get 2 play on the same team again. this yr is going to b great for us i kno it.
i have some hilarious things to share with you all. last night i was cleaning out all the boxes of stuff i have in my closet and deciding to get rid of half of it. i found some diary pages from 3rd grade and they were bout the funniest part of my day. they read something like this:
today i bled in P.E. on the floor and i had to clean it up. ( i remember that! it was really one of the most traumatic moments of my small life. i had a scab and it bled on the floor and then the P.E. teacher told me to wipe it up. how mortifying! and i just smiled and laughed but i was DYING)
further pages read:
lilly is a butthead
i had a subsitute teacher and she was so silly( it actually was a big deal)
i got the gold medal( an award for good citizenship)
i know God knows everything but can he read your mind?
if so does it count when you swear in your mind( a point of stress in my view, for could you really control it?)
my friend ashley has a frog!( please tell me i didnt actually care enough to put an exclamation point sincerely)
tomorrow i have to sit boy girl boy girl( o the horror) and i have to sit in between jeff( my arch enemy) and humberto ( probably caused more stress on my little heart then the starving children in africa)
the orthodontist so cool!( my dear, did i really not get out that much, i then went on to describe how cool the place was with its little waterfall and i was sincere in my admiration)
LOL if you had seen the poor grammar and sheer simplicity and sincerity with which such insignificant things were written you would be laughing too |